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aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

(via taylorhowell)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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murderer stabbing me:it's KNIFE to meet you!
me:haha dude you're killing me

the day of the doctor + colors

(Source: hazellncaster, via silenceinmymindpalace18)

allmonds:

The picture of the girl in socks got 50,000 notes. 50,000 notes for a picture of a girl in socks. Here is a picture of my dad in socks. I am expecting at least 100,000 notes. Go now. Do it.

(via illaqueated)

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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(via ooh-look-i)

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

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